Archive for September, 2008

When reality and fantasy collide, something’s got to give

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

When you do start looking at the facts, the online casino games industry is maturing fast. As millions more players on cross-platforms start to play, the progressive jackpots will rise more quickly. There will be more big payouts. The trick is to keep the odds in perspective and never spend more than you can afford chasing the dream. Subject to that, it never hurts to drop a coin or two into one of the casino games. You never know, today might be your lucky day when fantasy does become reality and changes your life.

People are often seduced by the idea of something for nothing or at least very little. That is main cause they often drop a coin or two into a slot machine as they walk into a real world casino. The myths are “out there”.

So, our congratulations go to Rens.S. who, on the 1st February, was just $23,750 shy of $2.5m for a single spin of the wheels. Now, you might think this is a single system all on its own. It may be making big payouts, but not every progressive is making big payouts.

Well, meet Klaus E. from Finland. This April, he also became an instant millionaire. He risked an entire US$0.50 bet on the Mega-Moolah Progressive Slot Machine and managed to scoop $5.5m. That he was slightly surprised by his good fortune probably does not quite capture the moment. It is possible that he has resigned his job and is currently sitting on an island somewhere with a glass in one hand. What he has in his other hand is anyone’s guess.

Now we must all stay calm. For the record, Klaus was the thirteenth player to become an instant millionaire on this particular online progressive (let no-one say that thirteen is always an unlucky number). But, by any standards, a win of more than $5m is fairly impressive. It brings the total winnings since the system came online to $27m.

That last sentence puts the win in its proper context. There were twelve previous winners of more than $1m plus the latest win. That makes $17.7 as a minimum or less than $10m paid out to all the other jackpot winners over the last few years. The win of $5.5m is one of the largest the online industry has seen. It took months for the progressive to build up to that level. It took millions of “pulls”. There were an uncountable number of players who did not win.

Couple of Common Mistakes in Blackjack

Friday, September 19th, 2008

First common mistake beginners make is to stand too often on their stiff hands (12,13,14,15, and 16). Players are naturally afraid to hit these hands because every one of them could make a total of 22 or more with a single hit. But when the dealer has a high card (7, 8, 9,10, or ace) showing, your best odds of winning come from hitting and giving yourself a chance of making a better total.

There are some beginners who think the best way to play is to play the same way the dealer plays: Hit all sixteens and stand on all seventeens. This is not actually true. The object of the game is not to make a hand as close to 21 as possible, but to beat the dealer. Often the best way to do this is to stand with a low total, sometimes as low as 12.

A Good Tip: Here’s how many players think: If I hit this 14, I risk busting my hand right here and now. But maybe the dealer has a 6 in the hole. If I don’t take a hit, my hand still has a chance. Maybe the dealer’s hand will bust.

Every player on the table is afraid that he will be responsible for his own loss. You must fight for the hand’s survival by taking the hit, giving it a chance of becoming a stronger hand against that 10. With a 14 against a 10, you must fight to the death.

Second Common Mistake is that some beginners think the best way to play is to play the same way the dealer plays: Hit all sixteens and stand on all seventeens. The object of the game is not to make a hand as close to 21 as possible, but to beat the dealer. Often the best way to do this is to stand with a low total, sometimes as low as 12.

Useful Tip: This is the general logic of casino blackjack. But if you just consider this logic when studying the basic black jack strategy, the pattern will become clear to you and it should not be too difficult to memorize.

Video poker machines as they are

Friday, September 12th, 2008

Video poker machines lined up at the entrance to any casino are there only to take the money from suckers. They play to the their own greed, the get-rich-quick in the poor saps who can’t resist them. . . Poor losers. . . Keep hearing them complain they’re not winning enough. They return again and again to give more and more money to casinos. There’s only one thing you can say about these people. They have worked out the one important feature of the machines. There’s no need for the House to rig the machines. The casino operators are going to win in the long term without having to cheat. There’s no way they will spoil a sure thing by risking detection as a fraud by regulators.The House must always win. There will be times when players have a hot streak and it will seem like all the jackpots are falling. So let’s put those sore losers right. Then those streaks will go cold. That’s just the way statistics work their way to the one mathematical certainty. The House will win in the end.

Learn how Playing Online Casino Games like Slots can improve your Smile!

Sunday, September 7th, 2008

Being busy shouldn’t stop you from enjoying your life. Your stresses and depressions mustn’t make you unhappy. And there is one thing that can help you in your struggle with your boredom. But what about the days when we were kids saying, “I’m bored. I need something to do.” No more of that, eh? But you can find that “something to do” easily when you begin to play casino games. Don’t sit around a table with some friends quietly playing bridge or some other mild card game. You’ll spend all the night together and next week you’ll have no themes for a talk on your break. Invest money in your happiness! You deserve it. Play online casino games and watch as your personality shines in the glow of victory. By joining the millions of people who have already developed a keen sense of casino online games, is how! You can soon find yourself winning at game that you could have never imagined yourself playing. Slots is just naming one. There are progressive slots, jackpot bonuses, themes galore, and so much more to the seemingly easy game of Slots. Slots online will lead you into the casino online world quickly and safely. So go there. Go join the others and end your days of boredom right now!

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Thursday, September 4th, 2008

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Can it be better to gamble online?

Monday, September 1st, 2008

Online gambling You either got in your car or on an airplane, and went where people were playing casino online for real money, or you asked around and found out where the floating games were for that night. I guess when I was starting out, the illegal kind was always more exciting until you got to know everyone then it was down to a routine. After that, going to a real casino had the edge. But everything loses its shine eventually.

Another reason for the chinese Government’s action is protectionism that too many online dollars means less profit for the real world gaming establishments in the US.

So why should so many people play in online casinos? All you have are a few animated versions of the casino games that lack any sense of physical involvement. Worse, some of the games just are not the same. For example, thanks to the random number generator, counting the cards in online blackjack is a waste of time.

So does that mean online gaming is a “good thing”? The only thing wrong with it is that it is too easy to play. There you are at home or sitting in a hot spot with your wifi laptop and there is no-one to tap you on the shoulder to warn you that you are riding a losing streak into bankruptcy. But, so long as you have your gambling under control, you say when, where and how long you play. What can be better than that?

Online operators can afford to return more of the stake money to the players and still make a good profit. This means you get better odds on the slots and at the roulette table than you would in the real world. But even more importantly, once you are online, you can switch games at the click of a mouse. You no longer have to wait on other players or croupiers. There is always another game ready to play. Because you do not have people looking over your shoulder (and judging you), you have more freedom to learn new games or try out different strategies without people getting impatient with you. And finally, you can get free money. In the real world, you can get drinks, food and, sometimes, accommodation comped. Online, the only thing the casino can give you is a credit of money.

Then along came the internet with a whole lot more freedom. Although when you look around today there is a whole new bunch of casinos opening up, nothing really beats the convenience of sitting at home and playing your way through games in comfort. Yet, there is a “crackdown”. The US has been legislating. This has produced international litigation with Antigua taking action against the US. This is more action than you see in some casinos.